Wednesday, 23 April 2014

15 French Language/Cultural Tips to Get By in Paris

So you've planned your trip to France and you've booked those plane tickets! 

You've also brushed up on your high school French, taken French lessons, listened to French podcasts in the car and read over your French survival guide phrase book with your best over the top, theatrical, exaggerated Paree accent (picturing yourself with a beret, stripey blue and white top and baguette in hand of course ;).

You arrive bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Paris and are ready to show off all of your hard work and connaissance. 

It is now officially your time to shine.

You open your mouth fairly confidently to ask a well-practised question, it goes smoothly enough until your inner deer-in-the-headlights decides he/she needs to take over. You were great at the question, but now you have absolutely no idea what the response means. Your eyes begin to dart from side to side awkwardly. Umm help..?

Or, you manage to answer a question in passable French and are pretty chuffed with your effort, only for the Frenchie to switch to English after hearing your accent. Appreciate the gesture and all but ouch. Obviously your French wasn't good enough to continue.

And how about when you manage to exchange a few sentences, everything is going well, until you are thrown off by one word, one response, one question, one look, one change in body language. Uh oh, that damn deer is coming back.  

Any of these situations sound familiar?




I'm a self-confessed geek. I used to work 12 hour shifts as a pharmacist from 9am to 9pm, come home, eat dinner then study French on my own until 3am in the morning. I tried every single possible French learning strategy and approach in the book to cram in as much as possible in preparation for my move to Paris. At one point in time I had 4 tutors on the go!
Yet even with all this intense studying, upon arrival in Paris I still found myself in those exact awkward confusing situations I was hoping to avoid.

What I gradually learnt over time was that the best study I could do was of course, a combination of

a) continual spontaneous exposure in natural day to day life conditions (surprise!) 
b) embarrassing please-let-me-dig-a-hole-right-here stuff ups (that now I can fortunately laugh about) 
c) moments of complete and utter confusion (are they doing this on purpose?)
d) nerve-wracking angry frustration (yes, they. totally. are.) and,
e) those ever so precious 'light bulb' moments (Ohhhhh! I get it now...!) that somehow ridiculously makes everything worth it.

Of course, if you are only in Paris for a short period of time during your travels, you might not have the luxury of time to gradually refine your language skills.

So here are 15 of the most important cultural/language tips I had learnt during the first six months of my move. Little details of day to day Parisian/French etiquette, customs, traditions, vocabulary, phrases that I hope you will find useful during your stay in Paris, no matter how brief the duration!


1. ENTERING A SHOP

It is customary to say "bonjour" or "bonsoir" when you enter a shop as a sign of acknowledgement to the owner of the shop. You'll find most of the time the shopkeeper/staff will beat you to it, bonjour-ing/bonsoir-ing you before you even know it. As a general rule obviously, bonjour during the day and bonsoir in the evening. Sometimes you might get a bonsoir to your bonjour or vice versa, even as early as 4-5pm. Don't worry about it, it can get annoying as you start to wonder if they are replying with the opposite on purpose but apparently it's a widespread annoyance among Frenchies as well as non-Frenchies. 

Double points if you add bonjour/bonsoir Monsieur or bonjour/bonsoir Madame to be specific. You will notice the difference in service with these two extra words!

PS The longer you stay in France, the more you'll notice that this bonjour/bonsoir tradition extends much further than just in the shops, you'll find people bonjour/bonsoir you everywhere, in the elevator, outside your apartment block, at the market, at the bank, at the bakery etc. The French highly value acknowledging others and being acknowledged. It may feel weird at the start initiating communication with a stranger (or receiving it for that matter) but after a while it feels nice for your existence to be acknowledged. Plus there's no pressure to engage in further chit chat, a simple bonjour/bonsoir is all that's required.


2. EXCUSE ME..

When stopping someone to ask a question or stopping a sales assistant, don't rush into "excusez-moi" straight away. It feels natural to start with "excuse me" in English but in French it's considered too rushed and perhaps impolite. Even if you start the interaction with "excusez-moi" you will find people will respond with "bonjour/bonsoir"

So best to start with bonjour/bonsoir Monsieur or bonjour/bonsoir Madame then go into your excusez-moi, where is the ...


3. ASKING FOR AN ITEM

So you've mastered the bonjour/bonsoir, then the excusez-moi bit. How do you ask if they have something in store?

Two ways of asking "do you have":
Bonjour, excusez-moi, est-ce que vous avez... (esk-uh vooh zahvay..)
Bonjour, excusez-moi, avez-vous... (ahvay vooh..)


4. WHERE IS...?

To ask where something is, simply use "où se trouve" (ooh suh trroohve..) meaning 'where can one find..' les toilettes, le métro, le bus, la sortie, le lait etc 


5. LEAVING A SHOP

When leaving a shop even if you don't buy anything, you should say "merci au revoir" to be polite. When you forget (like I often do) you'll usually be stopped on the way out with a "au revoir, bonne journée" even when you don't say anything. 

To which you can awkwardly respond..
"Au revoir, bonne journée/bonne soirée!" (Ov-wah, bonn zhournay!) meaning 'good bye, have a good day/have a good evening!'

PS Similar to the bonjour/bonsoir phrase, you'll find this bonne journée/bonne soirée phrase used everywhere. When a stranger leaves the elevator at his/her floor, they will turn around and wish you a good day or a good evening. After you've bought something, the sales assistant will thank you, say good bye, then wish you a good day/good evening. And, it's not considered over the top at all, in fact in many cases it's considered basic courtesy ;)


6. ORDERING (A SNACK)

When ordering something take away (baguette, crêpe, croissant etc) it is sufficient to say "un/une...... s'il vous plaît" (un/oone...... sill vooh play). It sounds weird at the start but you'll find it isn't at all rude to say 'one croissant please'.  


7. ANYTHING ELSE..?

They'll often ask you "avec ceci?" afterwards which I have to admit left me stunned for a good few months until I worked out that it meant 'anything else?'
You can reply with: 
"Non ça sera tout" (non, sa serrah tooh) meaning 'no that'll be all'


8. THE BILL

The same goes for asking for the bill "l'addition s'il vous plaît" (ladd-issi-on sill vooh play) is fine even though you'll feel weird saying 'the bill please' like a member of royalty summoning the bill. 

If this feels awkward you can say: 
"Est-ce qu'on peut prendre l'addition s'il vous plait" (esk-uh on purh prond ladd-issi-on sill vooh play) which translates to 'are we able to take the bill please'. 

This is the equivalent of "can we grab the bill please". 


9. ORDERING (A MEAL)

When ordering a sit down meal you can use the following:

"Je prends.." (zhe prond) meaning 'I take..'
"Je prendrai.." (zhe prondray) meaning 'I will take..'
"Je vais prendre.." (zhe vay prond) meaning 'I am going to take..'
"Alors, moi je prends" (ahlorr, moi, zhe prond) meaning 'so, me, I take..'
"Alors, moi je prendrai" (ahlorr, moi, zhe prondray) meaning 'so, me, I will take..'
"Alors, moi je vais prendre" (ahlorr, moi, zhe vay prond) meaning 'so, me, I am going to take..'
If you get stuck you can always resort to "pour moi, ..." (porrh moi) meaning 'for me,...'

Don't forget to add "s'il vous plaît" at the end.

And, "merci monsieur/merci madame" when you hand them back the menu, when you receive your food, when they take away your plates. 


10. HOW WAS IT?

They'll often ask: 
"Ca été?" (saah ettay?) meaning 'how was it?'
"Comment c'est?" (common say?) 'meaning how is it?'
"C'était bien?" (settay benn?) meaning 'it was good?'

You can reply: 
"Oui c'était bien" (wee, settay benn) meaning 'it was good'
"Oui c'était très bien" (wee, settay tray benn) meaning 'it was very good'

Or when I haven't really liked it but I want to remain polite I'll say 
"Oui, oui, je suis repu!" (wee wee, zhe sui raypooh!) meaning 'yes yes I'm full!'
"Oui oui j'ai trop mangé" (wee wee, zhay trohh manjay) meaning 'yes yes I ate too much!'


11. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

Once they pick up your accent they will most likely ask where you are from using: 
"Vous venez d'où?" (vooh vennay dooh?) meaning 'where are you from?'
Or
"Vous êtes américain/anglais/chinois/japonais" (vooh zett american/anglay/shinwah/japonay) meaning 'you are american/english/chinese/japanese...?'

You can then say:
"Je viens d'Australie, des États Unis, d'Angleterre, de Chine, de Japon, *insert respective country*" (zhe venn d'australie, dayz etah yooni, d'ongletare, de sheen, de zhaponn) meaning 'I am from Australia, the US, England, China, Japan etc..'  


12. SORRY!

Basically, if you want to overtake someone while walking use "pardon" (parr-don)
If you bump into someone you can use "excusez-moi" literally meaning 'please excuse me'. 
If you've stepped on their toe you can use "excusez-moi, je suis désolée!" meaning 'please excuse me, I'm sorry!'


13. MEETING PEOPLE 

When you are introduced to someone, chances are they will lean in and do the kiss kiss thing. Don't be shocked. It's normal for Parisians to do two kisses (other regions might go in for a third or even, a fourth!). It is also completely normal for men to kiss kiss other men. 

Go with the flow if you're comfortable and air kiss twice. If you're not comfortable, quickly stick out your hand to turn it the incoming kiss kiss into a handshake before they go in for some cheek to cheek action. Follow on with "enchanté" (onshontay) which means that you are 'enchanted' (to meet them..!).


14. SAYING GOOD BYE

You'll have to do the same for good byes, it takes forever to say good bye to everyone. Trust me. 

Kiss kiss then, 

"Au revoir" (ov wah) meaning 'good bye'
"Bonne journee" (bon zhournay) meaning 'have a good day'
"Bonne soirée" (bon swaray) meaning 'have a good evening'
"Bon weekend" meaning 'have a good weekend'
"Bon dimanche" (bon dim-onsh) meaning 'have a good Sunday'
"Salut" (saloo) 'meaning bye'
"Ciao" (chao like in Italian) meaning, well, ciao!


15. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH??

If all your French speaking attempts fail, then use these three magic words:

"Parlez vous anglais?" (Parlay vooh onglay?) or, the longer version
"Est-ce que vous parlez anglais?" (Esk-uh vooh parlay onglay?)

But like any travels anywhere, demonstrating an effort to speak the local language before resorting to English will be very much appreciated and will take you a long way!


Parisians aren't as rude as they are stereotyped to be, they just speak what they think and are less likely to do "fake" to keep anyone happy (even the customer, gasp!). Make an effort with the language, try to be aware of what is considered to be polite and impolite in their cultural context and things will flow smoothly, I assure you.



10 comments:

  1. Nice post and practical information. I've shared it on my clients twitter account, https://twitter.com/Study_French

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Wow, thank you so much for sharing it on twitter! I'm so happy that you find it useful!

      Delete
  2. Très bien Lesson=) Nhan! Hopefully I could learn these 15 magic tips by heart before my next trip to visit Paris. Bonne journee GREAT WRITER NHAN!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you! Yes, these are the basics that will get you through Paris on a quick trip, I hope you find it relevant and easy to take on board ;)

      Delete
  3. This is a great blog! Very useful information. I'm hoping to come to Paris next year. Thank you!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you, I'm so glad you've found it useful - there are lots more drafts that I'm working on! Happy planning..! :)

      Delete
  4. Thanks and more thanks for this wonderful article. I speak about 5 words in french but want to be culturally aware to be both curteous and respectful of their culture. I live in San Francisco and this stuff wouldn't work here. The women would be calling the police!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm so glad you found this helpful..! It's taken me a long time to understand the intricacies of the French culture and I remember so clearly the my first six months of 'teething' and settling into Paris. Sometimes it's helpful to have a little help switching on your "when in Rome" mode..!

      Delete